My most favorite song!

Title: The Bad Touch
Artist: The Bloodhoundgang
Album: Hooray for Boobies
Source: www.bloodhoundgang.com


Ha-ha. Well now, we call this the act of mating. But, there are several other very important differences between human beings and animals that you should know about.

I'd appreciate your input.

Sweat baby sweat baby sex is a Texas drought
Me and you do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing about
So put your hands down my pants and I'll bet you'll feel nuts
Yes I'm Siskel yes I'm Ebert and you're getting two thumbs up
You've had enough of two-hand touch you want it rough you're out of bounds
I want you smothered want you covered like my Waffle House hashbrowns
Comin' quicker than FedEx never reach an apex just like Coca-Cola stock you are inclined
To make me rise an hour early just like Daylight Savings Time

Do it now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Gettin' horny now

Love the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket
Like the lost catacombs of Egypt only God knows where we stuck it
Hieroglyphics? Let me be Pacific I wanna be down in your South Seas
But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean means small craft advisory
So if I capsize on your thighs high tide B-5 you sunk my battleship
Please turn me on I'm Mister Coffee with an automatic drip
So show me yours I'll show you mine "Tool Time" you'll Lovett just like Lyle
And then we'll do it doggy style so we can both watch "X-Files"

Do it now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Gettin' horny now

You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Gettin' horny now

Proud to be your successor!

After getting record number of votes (29 out of 32) at our Local Congress 2006, I was selected as the Vice President of OutGoing eXchange department of AIESEC in North South University for the term 2006-2007. Our formal transition period began just one month after the election. Though I got more than 11 months of theoretical and practical transition from my lovely VP LT ;-) I’m truly enjoying it; lunch/dinner at different places with absolutely free of costs is really a great deal ;-) I’m absolutely grateful towards my predecessors Ruhaan bhai, Liz mummy and Lt. Fahim. I would really like to say something about them.

Ruhaan bhai is not only an eXcellent alumni, he’s my first inspiration towards AIESEC. He’s one of the great OCs I’ve ever seen. In my points of view, nothing is impossible for him, he can do anything he wants. Working with him as an OC member at our glorious Annual Stakeholders Meet 2004 was a turning point for me to become AIESECer Akash from Simple Akash. Now, it’s all about nostalgia. I get to know so many things from him that I can’t mention in this small area. He also studied at Dhaka College, so I truly enjoyed his mentorship. He’s the first person in my AIESEC life to tell me a great secret about AIESEC (which I’m not going to mention here, cause secret is secret ;-)), that secret totally changed my life! That’s why I’m here!

Lisa apu informally known as Liz Mummy is not only my first VP; she’s like my elder sister. She recognized my potentialities from the very beginning, and nurtured me at that way. She gave me to MATCH one of the best SN forms of AIESEC Bangladesh’s history. She also made me SN Manager of two other SN forms. If Ruhaan bhai is the person who inspired me, Lisa apu is the person who empowered me. She taught me each and everything of OGX. She always used to give me good advices to do right things at the right moment. I did several bullshit mistakes in APXLDS 2005, she simply just apologized me. She’s really a kind and generous person. I also worked with her as an OC member of our National Strategic Conference 2005 and Annual Partners Meet 2005. Working with her is truly amazing. I never ever can forget her help, advices, supports and every single thing contributed to my development. God bless my Lisa apu.

Now, I’m going to talk something about my neighbor, my very close person. He’s none but our very own Lt. Fahim (I’m not going to tell you what is the meaning of “LT” ;-)). In my points of view he’s the person who has the ability to create at least some amount of change in the society. He is incredibly dedicated towards AIESEC. He can do anything for the betterment of human civilization. He’s extremely energetic towards his duties. Once, I was worrying about my SN’s VISA, he just went to India and solved the problem! He never compromises anything with his duties. He’s a perfect example of a good leader. He’s the person who taught me to say “NO” to some bullshit people. I couldn’t easily say “NO” before. He effectively trained me how to act as a leader, how to win over several issues, how to march towards the final victory. Today I’m here because of the proper implementation of Fahim’s advice. He’s almost five years senior to me, I never called him “bhaiyaa”; it does not mean that I disrespect him. It’s because he’s my very own Lt. Fahim. Whenever I found any problem, I usually just call him, make an appointment, sit with him with that issue, and solve it. He never refused to help me. He’s an ideal example of how leaders can create leaders. I promise to you Fahim, I’ll NEVER LET YOU DOWN!

Today, I’m here just because of these people, because of my predecessors. If they didn’t help me, I’ll never ever able to achieve this position. I just want to say, I’m PROUD TO BE YOUR SUCCESSOR!

The AIESEC eXPerience!